“二战”时期,盟军要(🐽)实施安(📒)奇奥登陆计划(huá )(🃏),迫于对一门(mén )叫(jiào )安奇奥(ào )大炮的超级武(🥈)器的忌惮,要派两个精锐特(tè )工(📿)去摧毁这门大炮,结果两个傻逼被派了(🔸)去(qù ),最(zuì )后(hòu )经过一(🕖)连串搞(🙍)笑事件,阴差阳错的最后完成了(🎫)任务。 (🍮) 片(🙁)段一(🚸):德国(🐶)人(🥀)在(zài )北(běi )非布(bù )(🐖)置了一(💞)个(gè )陷阱,准备了(le )一幅假的防御(yù )工事地图让这二(🌑)个士(shì )(🌊)兵带(dài )回(huí )去。他们(📙)却阴差阳错的(de )拿(🤸)走(🌞)了真的地图,最终赢得(dé )了战(⛏)役。 片段二:(🕙)他们(😍)化装成(chéng )管道工潜入德军在意大利(lì )的司(sī )令部,给他们卫生(shēng )间的(de )管道修得(dé )乱(🚗)七(qī )八糟,把将(jiāng )军(jun1 )淋了个落(luò )汤鸡。将军去换(huàn )衣服,拉开抽屉(🏒)发现一套(🐡)新的军服(fú ),于是洗头(🔤)洗(👌)脸(💏)准(zhǔn )(📸)备换上(👵)新军(💸)服的(de )时候(hòu )(🏃)闭着眼把脸盆(🌂)里的脏水倒进抽屉里了(柜子旁(páng )边有(yǒu )一个(gè )废(👛)水(🕕)桶(tǒng ))。那个将军(🔪)是最(zuì )主要的(👩)一(🧘)个(gè )配角,很有意(yì )思。到(dào )影片结束(🏸)前1分钟,都(dōu )没有一(yī )(🐈)句台词(🔍)。最后说了(🐌)一(🐱)句(jù )“谢谢”。 片段三(🙅):德军有(🕵)一门(mén )超级大炮俯视着(🍉)联军将(jiāng )要登(🎁)陆的(de )海滩(tān )。这二(🕌)个士兵居然化装(zhuāng )成希特(tè )勒和随(⏭)从,去(🤠)视察大炮(pào ),把大炮炸掉(🥈)了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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